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10/31/26 — Well, I'm done here for the year. At the very least, I actually didn't miss that many days this year. So that's neat, I guess. 10/31/26 — I decided to actually get some candy to hand out to the local trick-or-treaters this year. 10/31/26 — Merry Christmas. 10/30/26 — I got it; I'm dressing up as a data center this year. The whole point is to be scary, right? 10/28/26 — Another day closer to Halloween is another day I spend not figuring out what the heck I'm gonna dress up as for it. 10/26/26 — Don't mind me, just staying up and making blog posts late for absolutely no reason. 10/24/26 — I spent yesterday doing literally anything except stuff that would've been interesting to post about, just so you're all aware. 10/22/26 — I COMPLETELY FORGOT THAT TODAY IS NATIONAL "SCREAM YOUR LUNGS OUT IN TEXT FORM" DAY, ALSO KNOWN AS NATIONAL CAPS LOCK DAY. 10/21/26 — To the guy who emailed me asking about my favorite kinds of media, I haven't forgotten about you. I just don't watch, listen to or play enough around here to give you a proper answer. 10/20/26 — I hate autocorrect so, so much. It's like it only works whenevr it wants to, and even then it always mixes up whatever words I'm thinging of. 10/19/26 — Spicy food seems like the worst thing you could do to your mouth, but it really isn't that bad. The worst thing you could do is have someone swap your drink out for bleach as a "funny prank." 10/18/26 — I actually had something I could've talked about yesterday, but then the Screamtato barged in here and absolutely destroyed my room. Now I can't even remember what I was gonna mention. 10/16/26 — Don't really have much going on today. Sorry. 10/15/26 — I sat down and watched that Coyote vs. ACME movie today. It was actually pretty good for a movie that was almost wiped off the face of the goddamn Earth. 10/14/26 — This blog post's gonna be a bit different; I've been trying to get into some more retro games lately. And with Halloween coming up, I decided to sit down and play some Decap Attack for the SEGA Genesis. 10/13/26 — Sometimes I think about how much of a joke I was in the old Alex Comic thing. I mean sure, that's where I first appeared, so I guess it's important in that regard. But I mean, I barely ever posed a threat to anyone unless it was for plot relevancy; and even then I could easily get taken down with a kick to the groin! 10/12/26 — Since it came out earlier this year, Alex has gotten really into this new Tomodachi Life game. After asking him about it, he decided to show me his island for fun, and I discovered that I'm on the island myself, where I'm apparently married to this "Ruby" girl. 10/11/26 — I keep hearing people get this wrong so I'm just gonna say this right now; my name isn't L-ax or L-ex, it's E-lax. E-LAX. 10/10/26 — I got to chat with Circle and Pinhead again today. Despite the big delay in new stuff featuring them recently, they seem to be doing pretty well for themselves. Pinhead told me this story about how he stole a bag of peanuts from a bull, which... what would a bull be doing with a bag of peanuts in the first place?! Circle seemed just as dumbfounded as I was. 10/9/26 — Hmm, this doesn't look like my blog... Why's everything blue? Where are the sparkles and GIFs? Is this what websites look like in the future? I am so confused... - Chloe 10/8/26 — Alex and Ava invited me to a restaurant again. The menu there was pretty basic, just the usual fare of chicken and burgers; but damn, if the burger I got wasn't delicious. The other two's food looked just as appetizing. Despite my... differences with Alex and Ava, one thing's clear; we are definitely going back there. 10/7/26 — Where does one even go to get their eyebrows styled around here? Not like I need it or anything, but you'd think by now I would've found a place for people with "uncontrollable" brows like myself. 10/6/26 — Apparently Alex got himself a new phone last month. 10/6/26 — You know, now that I mention him, there's something weird about Jerry. The guy's been thrown around, blasted with cannons, crushed, run over, set ablaze, blown up, among other things. So how the hell is that guy still alive at this point?! Is he related to a cockroach or something?! 10/5/26 — Jerry's been getting pretty good at Dance Dance Revolution. I guess it makes sense; if you're just legs, what else can you do? Seriously though, we have a machine down at the local arcade, and he's basically mastered all of the tracks on that thing. Even Alex; who's usually the master of the arcade; can't top his high scores! Though to be fair, Alex told me himself that DDR was never really his thing... 10/4/26 — I sat down with Ava earlier as she voiced her biggest concerns… or at least, she would've if her concern wasn't that she still lacked a voice. How ironic. 10/3/26 — So Alex has his own animation brand in the form of Odd Productions now, huh? I can't say I'm surprised. Dude's done a lot of animations over the years. It's just a shame that only a single cartoon of his has me in it. Jerk. Either way, who knows? Maybe more people will discover us now that there's a brand name behind it. Or maybe not. I'm not into this stuff enough to know for sure. 10/2/26 — I'll be honest, Ava's a pretty nice girl... almost too nice. It makes me sick. If Alex weren't there to defend her I'd say she would be quite the pushover. 10/1/26 — Alex has a pretty sizable collection of old games. Now I'm not gonna judge his tastes; a lot of modern stuff sucks now. I get that. But like, c'mon man! They take up half his room at this point! When's he gonna say "enough is enough"?! 10/1/26 — Well, it's that time of year again. That's right; I'm back once more, whether you like it or not. For those out of the loop, here's the gist; every October, I've been taking over Alex's website and making blog posts on this exclusive page. And this year's no different. |
