This is where I'll be posting my responses to whatever fan mail I get.
Because let's be real, some of this stuff is too good not to immortalize.
You can send me fan mail this month by simply sending an email to the same address that Alex uses. (fanmail@alexparr.net)
Just make it obvious that the mail is for me, otherwise you'll likely get a response from Alex instead.
Also, do let me know if you want me to use a different name for you when I post these emails here.
| From: | dylan |
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| Subject: | hi elax |
| Message: | do you like waffles - Dylan Randomguy |
| Response: | If I said no, what would you do? Cry? - Elax |
| From: | CosmicToons |
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| Subject: | Toxic Waste |
| Message: | I didn't know you liked Toxic Waste! I freaking LOVE Toxic Waste! Well actually I like most intensely sour candies, but Toxic Waste is my fave. What's your favorite flavor? Mine's cherry. See you next year! - Kaie G. |
| Response: | I never said I liked it. I just wanted to torture the neighborhood kids. - Elax |
| From: | Victor7Studios Reborn |
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| Subject: | Elax, i have... |
| Message: | 3 questions about genres: 1. whats your favorite movie/tv show genre? 2. whats your favorite music genre? i think its rock n roll personally for me 3. what's your favorite game genre? i personally like destruction and simulator games |
| Response: | Haven't forgotten about you, I just really needed some time to think about this one. Now let's see...
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| From: | JPr X007gr |
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| Subject: | Are You Androgynouw |
| Message: | Dear Elax I've seen lots of drawings where you have Eyelashes despite the fact that none of the boys have ones. Are you Androgynous or Was it a Fuck up in the Cloning machine or do you have Gender Dysmorphia. Happy Halloween Your Friend John Prodromos Kocheilas P.S. I've seen a drawing of you wearing a dress P.S.S When I First saw you i thought you were a girl |
| Response: | Just a good old fashioned screw-up in the cloning process, just like the blonde hair and green eyes. The dress thing has more to do with the fact that Alex is a complete dickhead; it doesn't relate to anything about who I think I am. I already know who I am; the best goddamn character. Also, learn to read your email titles before you send them. Thanks. - Elax |
| From: | AngryBirdman03 Johnny |
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| Subject: | My Question to Elax for Halloween 2026 |
| Message: | Dear Elax, First of all, Happy Halloween! Hope you've had a fun spooky month this year. Anyways, my question to you is, if you were to become an author and write your very own storybook, how would you make it, and what would it be about? - Johnny (AngryBirdman03) |
| Response: | Well, I certainly wouldn't use old kid's software from 1995 to make my story, that's for sure. I'm sure that's what you really wanted me to say to you, right? Glad we got that out of the way! As for what the story would be about, I'm not entirely sure. The only thing that comes to mind is perhaps writing an autobiography. Although, wouldn't it be considered fiction given my status as one of Alex's characters? You didn't really mention that it had to be, like, a story story though. Maybe I could make a comic book out of an exaggerated version of my life. I definitely have a lot to think about here... - Elax |
| From: | Rubelious Man |
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| Subject: | To Elax. |
| Message: | Why do you use fruits as weapons? Most of them don't do anything. - Mr. Rubelious Man 99 |
| Response: | Alex made me dumb as bricks back then. Simple as that. "I" only continue to do it in the comic now because "old ideas fit it best", whatever that means. - Elax |
| From: | Support Team |
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| Subject: | Keep Your Domain Active |
| Message: | Your email plan is about to expireDear valued customer,This is a friendly reminder that your email plan is approaching its expiration date. To keep your mailbox, sending, and receiving capabilities active without interruption, please renew it before the deadline. Renewing is quick and secure. Just click the button below to complete your renewal in minutes. |
| Response: | Cool, great. Thanks. Don't worry folks; I made sure to send Alex's details to them. I'm sure he doesn't mind me sharing his personal information with some sketchy "support team" that isn't even using the right domain for the company they're representing. - Elax |
| From: | Gello |
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| Subject: | Elax, heres another question for you. |
| Message: | What are your thoughts on the fact that microsoft agent characters were mostly created in free programs? Especially Merlin and Genie, who were made in old versions of Hash! And a few 2d characters were made in MS Paint-like programs. Especially characters like The Dot. So, what are your thoughts on this? Did this question intrigue you, or not? |
| Response: | No, it didn't. - Elax |
| From: | CosmicToons |
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| Subject: | Couple Questions |
| Message: | Hey Elax, I have a couple questions.
Kaie G. |
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| From: | Gello |
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| Subject: | Hey elax it's me, gello from the discord on my personal email. |
| Message: | I have a question for you. What are your thoughts on the My Little Pony franchise created by Bonnie Zacherle for Hasbro? And did you or Alex ever care for the Brony movement? |
| Response: | I mean, if that's what people are obsessed with then so be it. As long as nobody's being overly creepy about it or anything, then no harm done, right? Personally, I don't care too much about that crap. I was never the type to get overly invested in children's programming. - Elax |
| From: | Victor7Studios Reborn |
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| Subject: | i smoke crack |
| Message: | have you ever almost killed alex during a prank by accident? also horray i'm the first fanmail submitter of 2026! |
| Response: | Maybe way back in the day, sure; though certainly not now. From recent memory, I remember sending a horde of angry bees at him last year, which if he was allergic to bees (which he isn't) they probably would've killed him. Honestly though, as much as I can talk about it at times I don't really see much of a point in killing Alex these days. P.S. Get that crap outta your mouth. If you're actually trying to kill someone, that's a good way to do it to yourself. - Elax |
| From: | CosmicToons |
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| Subject: | To Elax: Last Email of 25 |
| Message: | Hey Elax, I was wondering, how come you only come out during Halloween? -Kaie |
| Response: | That's just the agreement me and Alex settled on. As much as I want to take over Alex's site for longer, I really don't have much to talk about on any month besides October; so it's not like you'd be getting more from me if I were to stay here longer anyways. - Elax |
| From: | NickNashRises |
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| Subject: | Hey. |
| Message: | (no I didn't afford my own email address, deal with it) Hey Elax, it's been a year since we last met! Anyway, 1. If you know how to invent something, what kind of invention would you make? 2. Can we have the midi files for Potato game. since I wanna play around with different sound fonts? (Question for Alex) 3. Have you heard of phones that can flip or fold? They're pretty cool. Infact, I have the flipping one. Sincerely, Nicky. Sent from my Samsung |
| Response: | That's pretty obvious by the fact that you're using a Samsung now. Anyways:
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| From: | Leo Historias |
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| Subject: | Elax? |
| Message: | Elax,why didn't the dialup modem run so hot that time? |
| Response: | That was a form of expression; the term "something isn't doing so hot" just means that it isn't doing great. It's not actually on fire, Captain Obvious. - Elax |
| From: | N/A |
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| Subject: | important question for elax |
| Message: | have you ever seen a raccoon eat shit -anonymous |
| Response: | No, but I think I saw you eating pavement a few minutes from now. - Elax |
| From: | Logan Abner |
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| Subject: | NO NO! You're doing it wrong, Elax! |
| Message: | The better object shows to watch are BFDI and Inanimate Insanity (Ignore the controversies they're bundled with. |
| Response: | I ain't a fan of backseat drivers, thank you very much. - Elax |
| From: | Victor |
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| Subject: | Multi-question (technically just 3 questions, but still) |
| Message: | Yeah, technically I have 3 questions for you, elax. Its not much, but whatever. Anyways:
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| From: | Circus Pals |
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| Subject: | Elax Peru - Welcome back, Alex's evil twin! |
| Message: | Today's Spooky Month's going to be an interesting one! Be on the lookout for 4 animatronic animals from a pizzeria who turned out to be living coffins of 4 deceased children. I'm dead serious! You can tell I'm not kidding by the smell of rotten flesh coming off of them. It is unknown how their original bodies got into their robot suits and/or who MURDERED them, but as long as you don't get on their bad side, they might as well consider you a friend. Whelp, I better prepare something special for my guests on Episode 7 of the Amazing Digital Circus! I'll see you there! - Best regards, Caine |
| Response: | Not his twin; I'm a clone. Get it right. And don't think I don't know who exactly you're talking about either, buddy. If that Chuck E. Cheese wannabe or any of his friends ever came close to me, they'd have another thing coming. I've got all kinds of guns and explosives to help me take care of things. Thanks for the attempt at a warning, but I think I'll be fine. - Elax |
| From: | CosmicToons |
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| Subject: | Adventure is Back on the Menu! |
| Message: | Hey Elax, I was wondering, have you heard of/played Pac-Man World 2: Re-Pac? If you have, what do you think of it? (P.S. Prank Alex in the FUNNIEST WAY POSSIBLE for me. Thank you.) |
| Response: | I mean, I only got to play it for a little bit when I "borrowed" Alex's console earlier, though from what I've played it's a fine game so far. Might pick it up for my own system when I have the chance. Also, I'm 3 steps ahead of you on that one. Earlier I swapped Alex's toothpaste out for butter, filled his clothes drawer with bees, and changed around the primary components of his fridge and microwave (so the microwave makes things cold, and the fridge heats things up.) Though now that you mention it, I suppose I haven't tried blocking his front door off with concrete yet... - Elax |
| From: | jack caffrey |
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| Subject: | From Jack to Elax |
| Message: | Elax, I hear your birthday is coming up, hope it's a good one! Thought I'd ask you what you're planning to do on your birthday? Whatever it is, enjoy the day! Jack Lucas Caffrey |
| Response: | Hey, thanks man. Your name sounds familiar for some reason... and after watching some of your stuff, so does your voice. I don't usually plan these things out. Though if I were to... Firstly, I'd probably fill Alex's room with bees. That'd be hilarious. Next, I'd probably buy some eggs to throw all around the neighborhood. Finally, I'd cap off the day with a quick trip to Disneyland! Hey, even I like to treat myself like that. - Elax |
| From: | Leo Historias |
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| Subject: | Okay,if you had a game,which engine? |
| Message: | Elax,if you had a game,which engine would you use? Clickteam Fusion 2.5? Multimedia Fusion 1.x/1.5 and 2.0? Click and Create? Multimedia Fusion Express? The Games Factory? Klik and Play? Or any other engine? The older engines are compatible with 95 and later and any engines works with SVGA cards through windib standard windows mode. |
| Response: | I'm surprised you only listed the products that were developed by Clickteam. I guess Unity, Godot and Game Maker are just dead to you. As for me, I'm using the most modern stuff that Alex happens to have on his PC; which just so happens to be the latest Clickteam Fusion. - Elax |
| From: | Leo Historias |
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| Subject: | Wilson's not a big joke! |
| Message: | I say and you listen to me! Wilson's not a big joke! You just took it wrong! He's smart and don't convice me otherwise! |
| Response: | Wow, great email! How much did he pay you to send this my way? - Elax |
| From: | Logan Abner |
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| Subject: | To Elax, again... |
| Message: | Would your corner and mail pages stay, or will it get wiped out of existence? Another question, did you know that with enough knowledge of the program, you can make fully animated CGI MSAgents? Yes, it's true. I made Kinito using pre-rendered sprites made in SFM.) |
| Response: | The pages will still be up after October ends, though I won't be updating them. The button in Alex's main page will be removed though, so the only way to access the page then would be to manually type the URL (https://alexparr.net/elaxscorner) into the address bar. Also I'm not sure why you're telling me this instead of the guy who actually makes this stuff, but yes, I'm fully aware. Heck, CosmicToons did something similar when making his new version of the Matt agent. - Elax |
| From: | AngryBirdman03 Johnny |
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| Subject: | Game Development |
| Message: | Dear Elax Peru, Since Alex has been making video games for a while, have you ever considered making your own game? If so, what kind of game would you make? I'd like to hear your thoughts! - Johnny (AngryBirdman03) |
| Response: | Oh crap, I totally forgot about that thing! Yes, I was making a game around the same time that I first took over Alex's site. As with Alex many times before though, I slacked off and completely forgot about it. I need to pick the project back up at some point. Thanks for the question/reminder! I may or may not fulfill my promise. We'll see. - Elax |
| From: | Alex Sicra |
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| Subject: | question related to doom (favorite MegaWad) |
| Message: | dear elax P. i may be knowing that you may not be awnsering this question in like ever but, if you were into stuff to something like doom (from '93) and doom 2 like i did ever since then, which MegaWad would you play the most? if so, what will it be? ... sincerely, me (alex S.) ... P.S.: unrelated to this doom-related question, would you also tell alex P. to remove any mentions of my super-old username from a "already-broken" ACS file (not to be confused with THE ACS used in other id tech 1 games like hexen) of somari's brother "tailuig" and maybe even remove my stupid excuse of a first crusty-GIF version of your appearence in microsoft agent since i do not want to be forever and terribly known for super-crappy and very, very terrible microsoft goanimate (yes i also like to refer this very thing in vain to one of the most things the goanimate community has ever injected upon, with it being placed next to plotagon due to the low-quality videos those "people" make) content anymore ever since i left that said community for real in december 2021? if not, then d'aw... :( |
| Response: | I'll... just ignore that last part. I seriously thought for a second that I received fan mail from Alex Parr. I suppose this isn't your first go-around with people confusing you for yellow-shirt, either. Anyways, Alex did actually get me into some DOOM mods recently; specifically Reelism 2 and Mega Man 8-Bit Deathmatch since those are the two mods he most commonly plays. I'm not sure if those count as "MegaWads"—whatever the heck that means—but I suppose I'd have to go with those two. At least, until I go further down the rabbit hole. - Elax |
| From: | NickNashRises |
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| Subject: | Computer virus |
| Message: | (please ignore my mom’s email) Dear Elax Peru, If you were to takeover Alex’s YouTube channel, or make a separate YouTube channel, what kind of videos would you make? Sincerely, Nicky. Sent from my iPhone |
| Response: | You could afford an iPhone, but not your own email address? Really? As for your question, I actually do have a YouTube channel, though it's pretty much dead at this point. The last time I used it was like 6 years ago; back when Alex's Odd Life was still a thing. Even then, I only ever uploaded like 2 videos to it. If you're really that curious though, I suppose you can check it out here: https://www.youtube.com/@elaxperu Be warned though, there's an instance of blood in one of the videos. I know some of you are squeamish to that kind of stuff. That being said, perhaps I could make another video at some point; I'm not sure what it would be about though... - Elax |
| From: | CosmicToons |
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| Subject: | Computer virus |
| Message: | Dear Elax Peru... If you could make a computer virus, what kinda stuff would it do to infect computers? - Kaie |
| Response: | An interesting question. Well, for one, I'd probably make it install bloatware to make it run about as slow as an HP; assuming the victim is currently using a reasonable computer. Maybe I could also make it torrent like 50,000 pirated things without a VPN. Ooh, and perhaps it could also shoot the victim in the head! I doubt you'd survive something like that again... Now all I need to do is contact this Leurak guy and I can make my dream virus a reality! Thanks for the question, Kaie! - Elax |
| From: | Logan Abner |
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| Subject: | Question for Elax. |
| Message: | Your spooky month tradition is taking over Alex's site? Oh whatever, here's the real question. Who would you dress up as on Halloween? |
| Response: | Well, I would dress up as the year 2020 again, but I'm pretty sure everyone doesn't consider it that scary anymore. So I've decided to dress up as an AI art generator this year. That'll scare 'em. - Elax |