Elax's Trash Can of Fan Mail

This is where I'll be posting my responses to whatever fan mail I get.
Because let's be real, some of this stuff is too good not to immortalize.

You can send me fan mail this month by simply sending an email to the same address that Alex uses. (fanmail@alexparr.net)
Just make it obvious that the mail is for me, otherwise you'll likely get a response from Alex instead.


From: NickNashRises
Subject: Computer virus
Message: (please ignore my mom’s email)

Dear Elax Peru,

If you were to takeover Alex’s YouTube channel, or make a separate YouTube channel, what kind of videos would you make?

Sincerely, Nicky.
Sent from my iPhone
Response: You could afford an iPhone, but not your own email address? Really?
As for your question, I actually do have a YouTube channel, though it's pretty much dead at this point. The last time I used it was like 6 years ago; back when Alex's Odd Life was still a thing. Even then, I only ever uploaded like 2 videos to it.
If you're really that curious though, I suppose you can check it out here: https://www.youtube.com/@elaxperu
Be warned though, there's an instance of blood in one of the videos. I know some of you are squeamish to that kind of stuff. That being said, perhaps I could make another video at some point; I'm not sure what it would be about though...

- Elax

From: CosmicToons
Subject: Computer virus
Message: Dear Elax Peru...

If you could make a computer virus, what kinda stuff would it do to infect computers?

- Kaie
Response: An interesting question. Well, for one, I'd probably make it install bloatware to make it run about as slow as an HP; assuming the victim is currently using a reasonable computer. Maybe I could also make it torrent like 50,000 pirated things without a VPN. Ooh, and perhaps it could also shoot the victim in the head! I doubt you'd survive something like that again...
Now all I need to do is contact this Leurak guy and I can make my dream virus a reality! Thanks for the question, Kaie!

- Elax

From: Logan Abner
Subject: Question for Elax.
Message: Your spooky month tradition is taking over Alex's site? Oh whatever,
here's the real question. Who would you dress up as on Halloween?
Response: Well, I would dress up as the year 2020 again, but I'm pretty sure everyone doesn't consider it that scary anymore. So I've decided to dress up as an AI art generator this year. That'll scare 'em.

- Elax